{"product_id":"bath-salts-fuck-my-life","title":"Bath Salts - Fuck My Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when you’ve officially hit rock bottom and the only way out is to simmer in salty despair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour last f*ck just packed its bags and left the building. Time to dump these salts in the tub, inhale like you’ve just discovered oxygen and float around like a bougie little sea cucumber until you’re blissfully pruney.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrankincense sets the vibe for peace, sandalwood keeps you grounded and lavender tucks you in with a soft cuddle. Meanwhile, magnesium and mineral-rich salts work overtime to relax your body and quiet the chaos in your head.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnjoy your existential float, ya mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eGet your ass in the bath.\u003cbr\u003e2. Pour some salts.\u003cbr\u003e3. Soak all your f*cks away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (frankincense, sandalwood, lavender)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46542762901654,"sku":"072182097919","price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/8076\/files\/f4.png?v=1787725594","url":"https:\/\/www.hazelmai.com.au\/products\/bath-salts-fuck-my-life","provider":"Hazel Mai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}