{"product_id":"bath-salts-leave-me-the-fuck-alone","title":"Bath Salts - Leave Me The Fuck Alone","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen your tolerance for dumbasses is on 1%. For when your tolerance for dumbasses is circling the drain and isolation looks sexier than small talk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryone’s too loud, too needy and way too close to your aura. One more “quick chat?” and you’re moving to a cave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil then, there’s this salty escape. Tip it in the tub, slide under, and let the water scream “NOT TODAY, ASSHOLES” on your behalf. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrapefruit perks you up, geranium smooths out the chaos and cedarwood tells your cortisol to sit the f*ck down. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLock the world out, disappear into the steam and let your brain buffer in peace. If anyone knocks, ugly cry until they back away slowly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eGet your ass in the bath.\u003cbr\u003e2. Pour some salts.\u003cbr\u003e3. Soak all your f*cks away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (grapefruit, cedarwood, geranium\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46542762180758,"sku":"072182097923","price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/8076\/files\/f10.png?v=1787725353","url":"https:\/\/www.hazelmai.com.au\/products\/bath-salts-leave-me-the-fuck-alone","provider":"Hazel Mai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}