{"product_id":"bath-salts-zero-fucks","title":"Bath Salts - Zero Fucks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour responsibilities can go get stuffed. The only deadline you’re meeting today is bath time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTexts? Ignored. Dishes? Not your problem. The world can wait while you sink into salty indifference.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTip these magnesium-rich salts into the tub, slide in and go limp like a defeated little ravioli while your cares swirl down the drain. Bergamot lifts your mood, orange slips you some good vibes and frankincense lets you breath, b*tch, breathe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy the time you emerge, you’ll be proudly running on fewer f*cks than ever before.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eGet your ass in the bath.\u003cbr\u003e2. Pour some salts.\u003cbr\u003e3. Soak all your f*cks away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (bergamot, orange, frankincense)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46542762999958,"sku":"072182097920","price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/8076\/files\/f14.png?v=1787725803","url":"https:\/\/www.hazelmai.com.au\/products\/bath-salts-zero-fucks","provider":"Hazel Mai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}