Bath Salts - Chill The Fuck Out
$15.00
For when you’re fried and frazzled, soak in peak relaxo maxo vibes.
You’re cooked, crispy, and hanging on by a single crusty thread. The fix? Zone out, run the bath, and let this salty potion sedate your stress.
Magnesium-rich salts drag your body from frantic to floaty, while calming essential oils mute the mental chatter until you’re basically on DND.
Emerge from the salty abyss softer, calmer, and at least 63% less likely to tell someone to shove it.
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Get your ass in the bath.
2. Pour some salts.
3. Soak all your f*cks away.A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (frankincense, patchouli, sandalwood, myrrh, geranium)