Bath Salts - Fuck My Life
$15.00
For when you’ve officially hit rock bottom and the only way out is to simmer in salty despair.
Your last f*ck just packed its bags and left the building. Time to dump these salts in the tub, inhale like you’ve just discovered oxygen and float around like a bougie little sea cucumber until you’re blissfully pruney.
Frankincense sets the vibe for peace, sandalwood keeps you grounded and lavender tucks you in with a soft cuddle. Meanwhile, magnesium and mineral-rich salts work overtime to relax your body and quiet the chaos in your head.
Enjoy your existential float, ya mess.
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Get your ass in the bath.
2. Pour some salts.
3. Soak all your f*cks away.A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (frankincense, sandalwood, lavender)