Bath Salts - Leave Me The Fuck Alone

When your tolerance for dumbasses is on 1%. For when your tolerance for dumbasses is circling the drain and isolation looks sexier than small talk.

Everyone’s too loud, too needy and way too close to your aura. One more “quick chat?” and you’re moving to a cave.

Until then, there’s this salty escape. Tip it in the tub, slide under, and let the water scream “NOT TODAY, ASSHOLES” on your behalf. 

Grapefruit perks you up, geranium smooths out the chaos and cedarwood tells your cortisol to sit the f*ck down. 

Lock the world out, disappear into the steam and let your brain buffer in peace. If anyone knocks, ugly cry until they back away slowly.

How to use

1. Get your ass in the bath.
   2. Pour some salts.
   3. Soak all your f*cks awayA mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (grapefruit, cedarwood, geranium