Bath Salts- What The Actual Fuck

For when you’re one dramatic sigh away from self-combusting and the only safe option is a salty timeout.

WTAF is your soft-but-savage middle finger to the relentless circus of bullsh*t testing your last nerve.

Nerolina and ylang ylang might smell like flowers but they’ve seen some sh*t and they’re here to cancel your inner chaos.

Meanwhile, magnesium and mineral-rich salts help you surrender to the fuckery so you can emerge from the tub slightly pruney but a whole less likely to throw a chair through a window.

1. Get your ass in the bath.
   2. Pour some salts.
   3. Soak all your f*cks away.A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (nerolina, ylang ylang)