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Bath Salts - Zero Fucks

$15.00

Your responsibilities can go get stuffed. The only deadline you’re meeting today is bath time.

Texts? Ignored. Dishes? Not your problem. The world can wait while you sink into salty indifference.

Tip these magnesium-rich salts into the tub, slide in and go limp like a defeated little ravioli while your cares swirl down the drain. Bergamot lifts your mood, orange slips you some good vibes and frankincense lets you breath, b*tch, breathe.

By the time you emerge, you’ll be proudly running on fewer f*cks than ever before.

  1. Get your ass in the bath.
    2. Pour some salts.
    3. Soak all your f*cks away.
    A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (bergamot, orange, frankincense)
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