FUCK IT ALL - GIFT BOX

Shopping for someone who’s clearly spiralling but still swears they’re ‘fine’? This is the gift that calls their bluff.

Inside: every salty mood we’ve ever made, in single-serve form. That’s 7 magnesium bath soaks to match the crisis of the week: rage, burnout, heartbreak, joy or just plain ‘f*ck this.

It’s the ultimate survival kit for your bestie, your work wife or yourself (because let’s be real, you 100% need it too)

1. Pick the sachet that matches today’s particular flavour of meltdown.
   2. Run the water.
   3. Pour in the salts.
   4. Slide in and float around like a bougie little sea cucumber until you’re delightfully pruney.Each 100g sachet contains a mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and 100% pure essential oils.